Escape from Retribution

My entry for Butterscotch Shenanijam 2018, with the theme of 'Void Sandwich.' In that podcast, Butterscotch Shenanigans got a question about the afterlife and got into deep discussion, including mentioning how if one believes in the possibility of retribution after life, how would you know how to avoid retribution? 

HENCE, THIS GAME -- do whatever it takes to avoid retribution. Will you surpass the highest karmic level produced by the Supreme Being!?! You've been sent out as a giant turtle with no legs and sharp teeth to eat birds and exchange them for at least a certain amount of gold to ascend the karmic ladder!

I claim the Maverick & Maestro game jam achievements!!